How to have a Successful Adventure:
Step 1: Take a bus from your house to your nearest Townsville.
Step 2: Find a best friend, preferably a Caleb, and stay at his house.
Step 3: Have other friends to partake in your adventure waiting at your best friend's house. If you can find one who is a band, the fun will be increased tenfold. (eg. Jake The Band, Horse The Band).
Step 4: Tell your best friend's attractive mother you are going to a friend's house. Do not actually do this.
Step 5: Get into your friend (who is also a band)'s car and drive. NB. This is where a soundtrack for the night's events would be desirable. If you have any deathcore, go with that. It is more efficient at raising your blood pressure.
Step 6: Eat Zappos. Use iPhone.
Step 7: Go to your nearest dero suburb and pick up random stoner.
Step 8: Run very quickly away from massive gang with metal pole.
Step 9: Go to a random's house. Wait around for your friend the Band to come back from a solo trip whilst watching Breaking Bad.
Step 10: Get away from random's house as fast as you can!!! Random's are prone to severe raging, which can seriously hurt your self esteem.
Step 11: Drive random stoner home, then spend the next 20 minutes wondering why he was even in the car with you.
Step 12: Journey forth to your nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken food outlet, and stock up on chicken and Christian.
Step 13: After engaging in several illicit activities, drive back to your Caleb's house for a well-earned rest.
