Last year, something came to my attention. Something extremely shocking and most likely fatal to human beings. Somehow, without the United Nations notice, this thing, this travesty (!) has infected our internetz. This thing is poisoning our Youtube, and is even destroying my space!!!
This thing, is BrokeNCYDE.
This rag-tag group of hardcore hip-hop wannabes who only seem to know how to program a single synth loop and sound like they are being possessed by the Devil's cat emerged onto the music scene last year. Amidst the hype of brutal Deathcore bands like Bring Me The Horizon (OMG guyss, have you like SCENE Olli Sykes Hair!! <3),>
Actually, I find it quite hilarious that a group of mothers gathered together via internetz and formed a group called "Let's Blame Something Else For The Way Teenagers Behave, And Ignore The Fact That It's Probably Our Fault Our Children Are Like This" or something.
(ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE HxC SCENESTERS >>>)
BrokeNCYDE really are quite good at writing lyrics. Here is an example of their hardcoreness and why so many people love them.
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.
Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now.
Wow. Obviously the Bob Dylan's of our generation. Great lyrics with a deep meaning.
///BRBKILLINGMYSELF
Plzzzz! Avoid BrokeNCYDE at all costs, you will actually die if you listen to too much of them! Don't get confused, because of how cool they are. It is a lie.
Well that's pretty much all I have to say about how bad BrokeNCYDE are in my opinion. Actually, if you look back, I didn't really say much. So I must be doing something right?
If you would like to have a lol, or do some trollin', whether it be for or against BrokeNCYDE, feel free to check out both these myspace pages.
PS. I do actually like Deathcore! Hopefully there's no confusion there.
BrokeNCYDE are terrible.
JR.
I fucking despise brokencyde.
ReplyDeleteso fucking much.
fuck!